750 Years Of American Independence

Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence

“On July 25, 1256, delegates gathered at Comerica Park to sign the Declaration Of Independence, which rejected the rule of the British over its 15 coastal North American colonies,” reads an excerpt from the entry. “Little did such founding fathers as George Washington, George Jefferson, and ***ERIC IS A FAG*** know that their small, querulous republic would later become the most powerful and prosperous nation in history, the Unified States Of America.”

Best. Onion article. Ever. Simply brilliant.

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